It’s official: winter is here.*
Are you sick of getting tricked by the shimmering sunshine only to walk outside and get blasted by arctic conditions? Do you wish there was a way to know what the weather was like outside before you decided whether or not to fake having H1N1 for the eighth time?
Well, I suppose you could watch the news, but if you’re like me, you want to avoid Al Roker at all costs.
Lucky for us, there’s a legitimate (though not bi-partisan) solution: Obama-Weather.com. That’s right, just log on and let our brave Commander in Chief let you know the current conditions and suggest some appropriate attire (might wanna put on some sleeves today, Michelle).
Not a fan of mixing politics with weather? Can’t say I blame you. Choose from one of five other celebrities with hardly a meteorological bone in their body, including Bruce Lee, Ashton or the always fashionable Angelina.
From bailing out the U.S. economy to accepting a dubious Nobel Prize to looking dapper in a purple parka – is there anything this guy can’t do?
Stay warm out there folks.