As we all know (?) May is National Burger Month and to celebrate, the most dubious of burger peddlers, White Castle, is sliding right out of the greasy pan and into your home with the introduction of the Slider Candle.
As the advertisement says, WC is just trying to infuse your home with that “steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent of America’s first fast-food hamburger.”
Right, because nothing sets the tone in my love lair that the scent of drunken nights and the memory of hungover morning spent hugging the porcelain. Congratulations, WC, you’ve taken out of home marketing to a new low.
Oh, and I’ll take fries with that, please.